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remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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