Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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