We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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