What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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