The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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