I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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