Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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