can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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