I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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