I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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