Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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