Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just gift wrapped bread.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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