I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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