Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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