Tell her she can't have a vagina
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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