So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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