OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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