I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
