You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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