eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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