You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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