dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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