dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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