No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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