I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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