Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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