Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
please come you make the beer taste better
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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