Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
he puts the penis in happiness.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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