id be glad to
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
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My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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