R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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