what if I'm pregnant?
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
