When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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