i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
