dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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