Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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