Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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