Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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