She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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