hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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