talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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