I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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