wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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