Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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