Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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