? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize