So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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