corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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