I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So much puke
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.