somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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