Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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