She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
ok first of all what the fuck
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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