Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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