Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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