let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.