Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.