On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story