i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
